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A Road Map of Scars
July 18, 2017 I have a scar on my left eyebrow, a vertical dent that bisects the eyebrow fur near the arch. The scar has revealed itself...
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Jul 18, 20172 min read
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How to Build a Novel
July 6, 2017 I write best in the quiet of the morning. When I sit down to my computer soon after waking my brain is not cluttered by the...
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Jul 6, 20173 min read
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Mother Knows Best
June 27, 2017 I’ve just spoken to my mother. She’s in a fabulous mood. Very happy. She laughed sweetly. It was a tinkle. What’s up, I...
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Jun 27, 20171 min read
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London, Everyone Welcome
June 6, 2017 Oxford Circus has new posters: ‘London. Everyone Welcome.’
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Jun 11, 20171 min read
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Hen Parties
June 2, 2017 This is Martin, dressed up as an elf and soon to be married. He got off the train in Newcastle with a large group of friends...
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Jun 11, 20171 min read
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Morning Cheer
I went out early this morning to get newspapers for my 87-year-old aunt and her neighbour. It took only 10 minutes to purchase and...
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Jun 11, 20171 min read
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Exit, Stage Right
May 30, 2017 I’m on a train bound for Scotland where I will stay with my elderly aunt. When the train stopped at Edinburgh, I happened to...
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Jun 11, 20171 min read
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Love is Blind
May 19, 2017 The Japanese love insects. Children collect them and even raise them from eggs and grubs. I bought a stag beetle grub when I...
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May 19, 20171 min read
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Paris
May 9, 2017 A friend was giving me advice yesterday. When I say she was giving me advice, I mean she interrupted what I was saying to...
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May 12, 20172 min read
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A Watery Current
April 23, 2017 Falling asleep is like body surfing. You feel the pull of the wave and let go at a crucial moment to drift on the watery...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Early Risers
April 18, 2017 My 84-year-old mother is an early bird. It’s the Connell way. You get up early and you get ahead in life. My brother was...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Bad Birds
April 13, 2017 According to my mother, there are good birds and bad birds. Quails are gents. Thrushes are beautiful. Blackbirds have a...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Kicking Ass
April 6, 2017 My niece was discussing the gym with my 84-year-old mother. The topic was legwork, how it’s better to avoid squats with...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Chow Chow
April 3, 2017 My 84-year-old mother wanted to make chow-chow pickle. It’s a delicious turmeric yellow relish made from green tomatoes,...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Who’s Who?
March 29, 2017 The night before last, we broke our journey south to stay in a motel. When my sister turned on the television, the...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Bare Breasts
March 28, 2017 My mother, sister and I are heading south on a road trip. We are taking the west coast road. My sister and I were...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Vanity
March 27, 2017 My 84-year-old mother has been telling us stories as we drive south to visit her sister. Not long after my parents built...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Good at Baking
March 26, 2017 My grandmother was a god-fearing woman. She came from strict Presbyterian farming folk, the kind of people who believed...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Joy
March 25, 2017 We visited the local supermarket today to stock up on wine for my mother’s 85-year-old sister Joy. Joy likes a sauvignon...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Sweet Talk
March 13, 2017 My mother’s beloved chickens escaped from their enclosure today. Mum had to lure them back inside with sweet talk: ‘If you...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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