i82838Apr 25, 20161 minTeam AlpacaMy 82-year-old mother is thinking about getting alpacas. The neighbour has four of them and she has alpaca envy. She has allowed the...
i82838Apr 25, 20161 minThe 46 to Kentish TownOctober 15, 2015 I met a woman on the number 46 bus today. She had a bright blue streak in her hair that matched the blue of her shoes....
i82838Apr 25, 20161 minI Should Write a BookOverheard just now in Patisserie Valerie in Soho: ‘I need to write a book, in addition to all the other creative things I do. So many...
i82838Apr 25, 20161 minThe Lady DotI woke in the middle of the night with the kitten sitting on my face, pressing her lady dot into my cheek. My cats don’t respect me.