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Friendship
March 22, 2017 My mother is a whirlwind this morning. Lisa, her cleaner, is coming today and Mum likes to have the place tidy for her....
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Tricksters
March 21, 2017 My 84-year-old mother on café tricksters: ‘They always bring you your tea or coffee first. You drink it and then have to...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Fluid Restriction
March 19, 2017 I asked my 84-year-old mother what she would like me to make for dinner. Soup, perhaps? I have a great recipe for...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Needles in the Eye
March 14, 2017 Today I drove my mother to the hospital for her six-weekly injection in the eye (for macular degeneration). The procedure...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Corn Teeth
March 12, 2017 It’s late summer here in New Zealand. Sweet corn season. My 83-year-old mother likes to shave her corn with a knife. ‘I...
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May 12, 20171 min read
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Three Stars
11 March, 2017 My hotel in Singapore looked fine online, a 3-star place in a busy shopping area. The actual hotel was a lot more rustic...
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May 12, 20172 min read
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The Sparkling World
November 9, 2016 I am standing in a field. It is my first vivid glimpse of the world, an impression of light flickering through towering...
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Nov 9, 20161 min read
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My Own Personal Chicken
November 2, 2016 My downstairs neighbours, a retired couple, keep asking me how many cats I have. They smile smugly when they ask and use...
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Nov 2, 20161 min read
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Spiders
October 28, 2016 First it was a shiny, shiny black widow spider with a bulbous back and long delicate legs. It was large, the size of a...
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Oct 28, 20161 min read
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Everyman’s Library
October 27, 2016 I was talking to an antiquarian bookseller last night about the value of books today (not good). We were at the...
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Oct 27, 20161 min read
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Plucking a Chicken
October 26, 2016 I just spoke to my aunt’s friend. She told me that her father had been a signwriter and used to paint signs and banners...
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Oct 26, 20161 min read
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Open Cardboard Boxes
October 25, 2016 I was carrying a large porcelain tureen in my hands. It was white with a delicate blue pattern, big enough to contain a...
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Oct 25, 20161 min read
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Statement Eyebrows
October 21, 2016 I never understood school and was surprised when I managed to stumble through it. Take French, for example. Apparently,...
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Oct 25, 20162 min read
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Out of Body Experience
October 16, 2016 In my twenties, I lived at Yulara (the town near Ayers Rock) for nine months. I was there when the matinee jacket was...
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Oct 17, 20161 min read
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Fluffy Towels
September 21, 2016 Some people like fluffy towels. My mother likes them. My little brother likes them. When you walk through a department...
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Sep 21, 20161 min read
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The Dunkirk Spirit
Coming back from Scotland last Friday, our Virgin East Coast train started losing time. We were 15 minutes late. Then we were 30 minutes...
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Sep 13, 20162 min read
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The Survivor
About 20 years ago, I met a man on a train in Japan. He was going through the carriage with a trolley selling hot green tea. The trolley...
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Sep 5, 20162 min read
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Call Home
The good news, the telecommunications engineer turned up only an hour late and was very nice. He agreed it must be awful to be without...
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Sep 5, 20161 min read
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Something Fishy
I talked to my 83-year-old mother last night. It was Sunday morning in New Zealand and she was cooking bacon and eggs for my sister...
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Aug 21, 20161 min read
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The Thief, the Passport and the Cat
I had been in Tokyo but now I was in a coastal town in Algeria when I noticed my bag was missing. The guy with us said, ‘The hairy man...
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Aug 6, 20162 min read
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